Monthly Archives: June 2012

DIGITAL PENETRATION UPDATE — BOX BANGING WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER POSING AS MALE – LINN 15-Year-Old Girl Alleged Victim!! FAKE PENIS used on LINN 15 year old found in Police Search!!

By Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor reporter for Crooked County Crooks/Rina McCoy – Crooked County Crooks Editor

Carissa Hads with no gonads sure had some balls to pose as a dude, but then obviously never got nude, for it sure would have been some trick for her to suddenly grow a dick!

A 24-year-old Massachusetts woman is being held in North Central Regional Jail after she posed as a 17-year-old boy online in an effort to solicit a 15-year-old female from Linn the home of underage Lesbian encounters and sin in Gilmer County.

Carissa Hads used a male name to meet the girl on a social networking web site in October 2010, officials allege, and it worked out pretty good for her, for all the “FACE” taking place!

Carissa Hads, 24, a female pretended to be James Puryear Wilson a male. Investigators learned about Hads’ involvement with the girl after receiving an online tip which alleged two children from Gilmer County were in immediate danger. Hads threatened a 15-year-old acquaintance of the girl, who had reportedly questioned Hads identity, suspicious of the fact that below the belt, that boy was dead, after offering him (her) head.

“Wilson” had two sexual encounters with the girl on two occasions, according to investigators. Once, it was reminiscent of a Butcher Bitch BOX BANGING EXTRAVAGANZA at a Pennsylvania hotel and it was on again when “Wilson” traveled to Bridgeport and was transported by the girl’s mother to the family’s home of sin in Linn, according to federal documents.

Glamor shot of the boy that turned out to be a woman carrying a flesh colored penis in her pocket. “What is that in your pocket Puryear, a flesh covered penis or is your pocket glad to see me?”

Truly shouldn’t the mother be an accessory to this crime for providing transportation to a 24year old woman to have sex with her 15 year old baby girl from LINN, West Virginia home of girl on girl SIN deep in the heart of Crooked County!?

Investigators learned about Hads’ involvement with the girl after receiving an online tip which alleged two children from Gilmer County were in danger, but at the time they didn’t know it was from girly fingers doin the walkin, and some girly tongue doin the talkin.

The report says Hads threatened a 15-year-old acquaintance of the girl, who had reportedly questioned Hads identity, after witnessing no bulge in the britches of someone that said they love bitches!!

The woman sent a cell phone to send naked pictures, court documents allege, but of course, what wasn’t mentioned was that the 15 year old who we can all see had her fun, complied with the request, and replying, “Here ya go! Be my guest!”

The LINN 15 year old from Gilmer County was certainly had by Hads, since Hads breasts are clearing showing as she is pictured laying down. Now one girl should know that breasts are hard to hide, so the 15 year old must have a lesbian box banging fetish supported by dildo love since the flesh covered penis was found in the pocket of Carissa Hads pictured above was HARD to hide too!

The complaint says the two arranged to meet at a Coraopolis, Pennsylvania motel in December 2011 and it was all down and dirty girl on girl love and just like hillbilly heaven!

The girl’s mother and two other 15-year-old children went with the girl and paid for Hads to stay in a separate room, according to documents, for it was said that 24 year old woman turned out to be a mad man in bed!


Following Hads’s May 24 arrest, agents searched her front pants pocket and located a “fake, flesh-colored penis” that she apparently used during one of two prior sexual encounters with the teenage victim. Pictured in the (top of the page) mug shot, the 5’ 2”, 100-pound Hads was busted after flying to meet the girl from LINN, WV known as A.L. for a third liaison and sexually satisfying scene!

“The girl that was the recipient of the FAKE PENIS, who lives in GILMER COUNTY, West Virginia is identified only as “A.L.” in the affidavit being used in court appearances!”

Hads, the 24 yr old woman posing as a boy using the “Wilson” persona, and the Gilmer County girl became “involved in an internet romance” that included Hads sending the teen two cell phones “for A.L.’s use to contact ‘him.’” Along with paying the girl’s monthly cell phone bills, Hads also sent her a Kindle Fire tablet, according to the affidavit.

The teenager told investigators that she used the phones to take naked photos of herself, and that she “forwarded these pictures, some of which focused on her vagina, to ‘Wilson.’” Hads and the girl would also write in “notebooks/journals and mail them back and forth to each other so each could respond to the other’s writings.”

Altogether this SEXY 15 year old girl got way over her head, in some out there sexual experiences which is pretty sophisticated for a young teenager from rural LINN just outside of Glenville, the county seat of Gilmer County.

“Wilson” told “A.L.” that he lived in Massachusetts with his aunt, and told the girl that he also had an aunt “named Carissa Hads,” an investigator reported.

A Gilmer County 15 year old girl from LINN identified as A.L. was HAD by Carrissa Hads, and was sexually used and abused every which way but loose, according to friends close to the sexually charged encounter! Talk about being turned out at 15 … Only in Gilmer County!!

In December 2011, just six months ago, after communicating for 14 months, “Wilson” asked to meet “A.L.” in person. A subsequent rendezvous was arranged by the girl’s mother, who accompanied her daughter (and two other teenage girls) to meet “Wilson” at a Pennsylvania motel about 100 miles from the family’s West Virginia residence.

“Wilson,” who claimed to have flown from Massachusetts to the nearby Pittsburgh airport, stayed at the same motel “in a separate room paid for by A.L.’s mother,” according to the affidavit sworn by West Virginia State Trooper Robert Talkington.

During the group’s stay at the motel, “‘Wilson’ digitally penetrated A.L.’s vagina,” Talkington charged.

Two months later, “Wilson” flew to West Virginia, and was picked up by the girl’s mother, who transported “Wilson” to her home. During that five-day stay in late-February, Wilson” and “A.L.”  the 15 year old girl from GILMER COUNTY, WV …“Engaged in sexual intercourse,” according to the affidavit.

Carissa Hads had her way with a Gilmer County 15 year old that greatly sexually satisfied the 24 yr old posing as a boy.

In a May 8 interview with law enforcement agents, the girl further described the sexual encounter in her home with “Wilson.” The teenager said that “Wilson,” who did not undress, “pulled his ‘penis’ through his unzipped pants, and held on to the base of the ‘penis’ during the sexual encounter.” The girl, who said the act was videotaped, “described the ‘penis’ as flesh-colored.”

The teenager said that “Wilson”–whom she never saw naked (or partially naked)–wore a back brace that “covered ‘his’ chest,” Talkington noted.

Hads, unaware that the girl had begun cooperating with law enforcement, was arrested last month after traveling to Pittsburgh for what she apparently thought would be a third sexual encounter with the teenage victim. Hads is pictured (left) in a photo from the actual “Carissa Hads” Facebook page she maintained.

The criminal probe of Hads was triggered by a tip sent to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. The complainant alleged that “Wilson” had threatened the life of a 15-year-old girl (who is apparently an acquaintance of “A.L.”). “Wilson” reportedly threatened the teen after she told “A.L.” that she did not believe “Wilson” was “who ‘he’ said ‘he’ was,” according to the court affidavit.


By Hurricane Rina McCoy – Crooked County Crooks Editor

David Curry, age 49, from Tanner, WV was arrested yesterday and charged with three counts of wanton endangerment, carrying a concealed weapon without a license, DUI, brandishing a weapon and driving on a suspended license.

A Gilmer County Sheriff’s deputy responded to a gunshot complaint at Tallies Duck Bar in Normantown, WV and saw a man driving a yellow ATV who was later identified as David Curry of Tanner.

Curry admitted that he had been drinking and had approximately “Two or three six packs of beer that night”, according to the criminal complaint.

Curry is behind bars in the Central Regional Jail with a bail set at nearly 5,000.

Additional bail and additional charges could be pending.

Tallies Duck Shooter from TANNER David Curry.

Height: 5ft 8in Weight: 150 lbs. DOB: 4/2/1963Booked: 6/17/2012 Booking ID: 999077637Gilmer County – Bail: $4, 600.00                                    Felon

Gerry Hough’s 15 Points of Counter Claim is 15 POINTS OF NOTHING! Gerry Hough proves himself to be a Complete Idiot in Law Action Against Investigative Reporter!

By Rina McCoy- Crooked County Crooks Editor/ Free Bird – Revenge of the Ghost Wolf Reporter and cherished member of the Central WV SS

It has been said by many lately in Gilmer County that Gerry Hough prosecuting attorney and Dave Hess, Darrel Ramsey and Brian Kennedy County Commissioners are complete and utter idiots and judging by the law action they filed along with County Commission Clerk JEAN BUTCHER  against Jay Lawrence Smith of the West Virginia Record, it appears those, “Many” may be right for Hough made a complete ass out of himself in his proposed Defendant’s Counter Claim in his legal brief. Here it is ….

Lets get real with some of Gerry’s points of Counter Claim ALL of which are LAME, and as Lame as David LAME Smith was for feeling up Karen Elkin in the courthouse on courthouse time because it was all was so sublime!

Number 5 defendants the county commission, and the clerk Jean Butcher LIED like they always do and DID NOT COMPLY with the request like white people! Hell they acted like blacks from the ghetto that smell, even my dog can’t stand a smelly black person and goes crazy when near GSC  and that is what number FIVE is all about! They ALL LIED about “THEY” do not have documents in their possession, only and imbecile would believe that, even the judge Richard DICK Facemire didn’t buy that one!

Number 7 saying Lawrence Smith ignored their reply, WHAT THE HELL are Y’all stupid or something, when y’all didn’t comply he hit you with more paperwork you dumb asses!

Number 8 – A complete lie, the commission was served with documents, calls were made to that SLUT JEAN BUTCHER –– the stupid bitch that is sucking that County administrator Farmer’s dick at work, and taking lunches with him and going down in the car on the way to Tanner for she has no manner of being civilized and is just a dumb hillbilly special ed smelly poop!

Number 9 is the same as number 8  – has Gerry Hough lost his mind, and Gerry we like your sox you luny ignorant bastard!

Number 10 and 11 DUH.. why do you think he hit you with all that paper work that takes time and money you criminal ass Mr B Hough,  you must like it rough for you are making a fool of yourself and are an embarrassment to your family every second of every day! Of course Smith planned on publishing the info in the newspaper Mr Wack a mole prosecutor, why in Gods green earth would he even venture to submit an FOIA and to deal with nut cases like y’all, ya slobbering on yourself criminal!

Number 12 Hough says Smith filed the suit to harass, pressure and embarrass the defendants, the County Commission and that WHORE Jean Butcher! Hey Gerry, he filed it to find out the Truth, so how is that harassment you Ferpa Violating piece of crap, you are the harass – ass to beat all ass dummy!

Number 13 is basically the same as 12 if everyone looks at the documents above, and there were no false allegations since the commission and the clerk did NOT COMPLY with the FOIA and were guilty as hell of not complying according to the terms of the FOIA — It’s just that nobody forced them to follow the rules in court before!

Number 14 there was not attempt on the part of Mr Smith to create a defamatory impression of defendants Butcher and the County Commission for they do that to themselves everyday just by showing up and opening there pie holes!

Number 15 this is the best point yet, and the one that makes me the happiest and that is the fact that by Smith filing a civil action that it caused the defendants anxiety, emotional distress, and irreparable injury to their professional reputations! Well deservedly so! God damn right, it is about time someone stuck something so far up their ass it came out of their mouths in the next county commission meeting and oh HOW SWEET it was to hear Gerry say, that Lawrence was friends with the head of the SS who calls them all Crooks from Crooked County because that is just what they are!

HEY GERRY there is a LOT MORE of that coming your way you low life!!

SMITH for the New Millennium! Lawrence Smith Investigative Reporter DEFEATS the biggest CROOK in Crooked County Down by the Crooked River in a 14th district Circuit Court!!

…is how the headline read, when originally this subject matter was covered by the RGW website one of the highest rated websites in Central WV and the top alternative news website in the state of West Virginia.

“There are a MILLION and ONE stories to tell in this NAKED and SUN TANNED city of Glenville, in Crooked County, but the simple act of a freedom of information request, a constitutional right exercised, is all it took to expose once more the depth of corruption at the heart of local government in Gilmer County WV!”

Gerry Hough the Prosecution Attorney for Gilmer County made a great  effort  in a Judge Facemire courtroom to suppress public information while bringing members of the very government he works for unwittingly into the fray insinuating to the Judge he has their support!

Gerry’s Defendants 15 points of Counter Claim were a JOKE just like he is looking like a homo sexual holding his hands like he is — maybe Gerry secretly wants a little white snake action or since he is such a lover of black rapists maybe he takes after Clarissa Ferrell and salivates over the site of engorged black penis — yeah that is probably what Gerry is looking at in this picture as he contemplates like a sissy his 15 points — Does Gerry have to take a sissy now, come on lets take you to the little boys room just hold my hand and I will wait outside the door for you, would you like to take your black boyfriend football players from GSC in there with you Gerry?

What a fucking liar you are Gerry Hough and I would personally like to witness your ass get kicked for what you have done to my family with your lies and made up bullshit, and thank god I had friends in the courtroom that day to personally see you humiliated in front of God and the entire state of West Virginia, to the point that you are an embarrassment to yourself and especially to all the members of the Gilmer County Commission that were present that day.

LAWRENCE SMITH won the day!” Boy is that JUST OK!!

“All three commissioners and Jean Butcher were there by subpoena and were told, don’t worry, this one is in the bag!”

As is Prosecutor Hough’s habit, he starts out smooth, cool and proper, but when he feels the tide turning against him he starts whining like a little bitch and saying but your Honor, look at the law, you can do sanctions! This guy is best friends with someone else who says this county is Crooked and ran by Crooked County Crooks!  I hate that guy!  Make this guy pay for it!

“HEY GERRY you don’t have to be such a little bitch about it!”

 Look at these poor Commissioners, how they have been malignedas the Commission stares at one another wondering why in the world they were even there!

The Crooked County Commissioner Brian Kennedy turned BEET RED – when the judge said “I’m not doing this!” – and Brian was redder than the hair on his balls according to AMY Skinner his girl on the side … as the President of the County Commission tried to get out of there, but we felt like saying …..”Thanks Brian, thanks for being such a complete asshole, because that is the reason you are here today!”

The position of Gilmer County Prosecutor is the same position of government which should be protecting the best interests of the people whose taxes pay him two salaries for two jobs.  It has yet to be proven Hough does either well.  Corruption is a subject Gerry knows well.  As it came to pass, Judge Facemire wasn’t going down corruption street that day and rightfully so.   It is a wise man who won’t let Hough stick him to that TAR BABY!  For that day, for that case, justice held for the rights of the citizen and we have Lawrence Smith, brave and capable to thank!

We could go on with the Sheriff’s lack of ethics forever, and then forever and a day, for we have the most CROOKED SHERIFF in the entire state of West Virginia, why do you think they call Gilmer County … Crooked County, because Sheriff Metz goes along with every Crooked deal the Crooked County Crooks present him with. Metz looks the other way for RAPE and MURDER and that is the specialty of Sheriff Metz! Hell the dumb ass might even store a dead body or two for ya, if you have enough money or promise to get him a job since the dumb illiterate hillbilly Metz that never graduated from high school tried to fool everyone with his fake as fuck diploma and embarrassed the county of Gilmer and the entire state of West Virginia and stupid bitches like Sandy Pettit backed it up all the way which pretty much tells us what side her bread is buttered on and pretty much tells us what a dishonest whack-job she is too! We should have all put some pie in her face when she let Metz remain on the ballot, once his diploma was determined to be a fake, but, …That’s how they always do it in Gilmer County home of the Crooked County Crooks!

 You know for a FACT the fraudulent diploma presented pretty much says it all — from day one of Mickey Metz showing up on the Scene — As history will someday show that METZ was a fake from the get go!!

“You Crooks from Crooked County have not even yet begun to lose! But, I am going to be there when you do, to lend a helping back hand …and then bitch slap you ALL just like the absolute cowards you all truly have become!

– Rina McCoy (Crooked County Crooks Website)

Of course the SS was busy shaking hands and giving hugs, and passing out Doobies in the parking lot later — All happy citizens shook hands and gave hugs and kissed some babies too!

Cassandra Huff from the Gerry Hough HATE SITE advertised on the Glenville Democrap and Pathfinder of Bullshit along with Glenville Crazy Gary Collins were both there to spy for the Elite.

Y’all should have been there too!

It was great to hear from people that were in the courtroom that day!

“Gilmer County Commission President Brian Kennedy walked downstairs to beat feet right after the defeat, but he was a horse of a different color for he was beet red from the collar of his shirt to the roots of his hair and hardly looked as if he was acting without a care!”

Tara was hanging behind Brian Kennedy her husband, and seemed, out of her mind on drugs or nerve pills or whatever else the elite RITE AID DRUG CONNECT Lisa Stewart has samples of this week.

As I walked by Tara she just stared through me like she was stoned out of her mind, right after she listened to the Beatles RUBBER SOUL, but it was me looking through her and seeing a phony and a fake married to a criminal!

Right after the Commissioners ran out of the Gilmer County Courtroom, I said, “YES” while Tara Kennedy said, “NO!”   …No No No!

It is time to organize and gather the Council of Concerned Citizens that must file an immediate ethics complaint, also an election complaint, plus a federal election complaint right now!!

The Crooks from Crooked County that live down by the Crooked River just hope the criticism all goes away, but this time, may be the last time, those idiots ever think that again!

You got that you Church of IKE WORSHIPERS … this may be the LAST TIME!

Catch up on ALL the Crooks and Liar’s from Gilmer County and Central West Virginia coming up FRIDAY  JUNE 15th on the next edition of Revenge of the Ghost Wolf!

Crooks and Liars in Gilmer County are everywhere! And now with an election on the way, they will be coming out of the wood work what can I say…other than tune in– turn on and then drop by Friday June 15th for your next edition of Revenge of the Ghost Wolf!!


Like baboons in a lab that will eat cocaine till they die, our leaders are literally addicted to power, and they are addicted to the Power of Darkness!

Cocaine has its effects by hijacking our brain’s reward system. it can give short-term extreme pleasure but leads to long-term addiction and all the hell that comes with it, so does addiction to power, and so eventually comes the addiction to the Power of Darkness in Gilmer County and Central West Virginia!

Believing we knew what we were doing, we permitted a political class of jacked up drug dealing mob “Want to be’s” and half wits to develop and thrive here — known to us all as the local CROOKS and LIARS that have evolved into a corrupted self-selecting priesthood in the Church of IKE!

Too much power can disrupt normal thinking and emotions leading to gross errors in judgment impervious to risk, not to mention huge egos and a lack of empathy for others — this description readily exemplifies the person who belongs to the elite club who often frolic up on ELITE hill home of the FRIGHT HOUSE which is often the welcome home to CROOKS and LIARS!!

“The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. Here the road is all uphill and it’s paved with ill gotten gains, and the dirty laundry of the Butcher Bitches!”

Imagine a community, no matter how ideal, where no man or woman’s word could ever be counted on. Where questions asked, answers given and all information passed became worthless, just like at the Gilmer County Courthouse because no one could be trusted, just like at the Gilmer County Courthouse!

Our CROOKS and LIARS, the ones we put in power, like all CROOKS and LIARS, have simply decided that rules and laws of the land don’t apply to them.

Yet even the habitual Crook, even the habitual Liar, does so figuring that others tell the truth. Otherwise they would have no point of reference to spin their lie from to give them a Crook advantage. Any names come to mind, like Gerry Hough, Sheriff Mickey Metz, and Judge Richard A Facemire?