By Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor/Hurricane Rina McCoy – Crooked County Crooks Editor
Gunner a treasured guard dog and pure bred Rottweiler that was highly trained and qualified as a guard dog of the Secret Seven almost always on duty shown with his constant companion White Fang the personal guard dog and attack German Shepherd of the SC of the SS was found dead at about 9am this morning in the kitchen of his home.
Gunner, who was only 7 showed no signs of illness, and just a few days ago was active and spending time with his constant companion White Fang shown in the photo below.
Although, Rottweiler’s are known for passing away at a young age, they usually last until they are 9 or 10, and this dog was in perfect health and had visits to the Vet recently, and given a bill of good health. Poison has not been ruled out as a possible cause of death.
RAPEX needed in Gilmer County before Glenville State College DESTROYS Another BEAUTIFUL GIRL BY BRUTAL RAPE!!
By Hurricane Rina McCoy – Crooked County Crooks Editor/Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor
A device should be immediately ordered and issued to all Glenville State College Co-Eds. The device is called RAPEX which supplies immediate punishment to any penis forcing their way into unwanted intimate relations!
“Rape has become endemic in Glenville West Virginia and even the operation of local law enforcement belongs to the CHURCH OF IKE.
We have a sheriff that can barely read and write and has the rightful nickname of Mickey Mouse Metz! Mickey, has never once investigated any rape complaints because he is a bought and paid for monster puppet!
THERE HAVE BEEN NO CONVICTIONS FOR RAPE IN GILMER COUNTY THE HOME OF THE CROOKED COUNTY CROOKS —Gerald B Hough has seen to that and even was issued a FERPA VIOLATION and disciplined by both GSC and the Office of Disciplinary Counsel while teaching at the college, known also as MORRIS COLLEGE.
Rape is still a problem in Glenville at the FRIGHT HOUSE on the hill aka GSC where the last rape victim “AMANDA” said, NO FEMALE IS SAFE!
A medical technician known as, Sonette Ehlers developed this wonderful product known as RAPEX that immediately grabbed the attention of the Secret Seven Coalition!
Ehlers came up with a product she called Rapex, mainly for the reason any mans penis will be putting an X on rape from the first moment it enters into the RAPEX ZONE!! The Rapex device resembles a tube with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers responded tersely; ‘A medieval device for a medieval deed.’
RAPEX is a new anti-rape contraceptive and could soon hit the shelves of American pharmacies, RAPEX is a truncated condom with rows of razor sharp hooks on the inside perfect to damage the DICK of the next violent rapist quarterback from Glenville State College like Gabe Phrophet.
These hooks latch onto a rapist’s penis upon penetration and must be removed by a doctor, and not the Doctor of LOVE like we have in Glenville that gives deadly prescriptions of Morphine over the phone for a price. This painful and deadly contraceptive is similar to a tampon in regards to comfort and visibility, as well as the fact that it is inserted and removed with an applicator.
The Secret Seven Coalition is trying to get some of these devices to hand out to college co-eds when they move into Goodwin Hall starting this next month and it is extremely important to get these devices in the hands of Glenville State College freshman that have no idea how dangerous the situation is at GSC — with the sexual assault problem being the worst for any college in the State. Glenville State College is LAST in academics ranked 73rd out of 73 colleges and ranks FIRST in the State of WV for RAPE!
We need to try this product out on Gabe Phrophet, or maybe even Gerry Hough, or Brian Kennedy, for truly who could deserve it more after they fucked us all of these years?!
RAPE ME BITCHES !! RAPE ME NOW!!
DIGITAL PENETRATION UPDATE — BOX BANGING WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER POSING AS MALE – LINN 15-Year-Old Girl Alleged Victim!! FAKE PENIS used on LINN 15 year old found in Police Search!!
By Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor reporter for Crooked County Crooks/Rina McCoy – Crooked County Crooks Editor
A 24-year-old Massachusetts woman is being held in North Central Regional Jail after she posed as a 17-year-old boy online in an effort to solicit a 15-year-old female from Linn the home of underage Lesbian encounters and sin in Gilmer County.
Carissa Hads used a male name to meet the girl on a social networking web site in October 2010, officials allege, and it worked out pretty good for her, for all the “FACE” taking place!
Carissa Hads, 24, a female pretended to be James Puryear Wilson a male. Investigators learned about Hads’ involvement with the girl after receiving an online tip which alleged two children from Gilmer County were in immediate danger. Hads threatened a 15-year-old acquaintance of the girl, who had reportedly questioned Hads identity, suspicious of the fact that below the belt, that boy was dead, after offering him (her) head.
“Wilson” had two sexual encounters with the girl on two occasions, according to investigators. Once, it was reminiscent of a Butcher Bitch BOX BANGING EXTRAVAGANZA at a Pennsylvania hotel and it was on again when “Wilson” traveled to Bridgeport and was transported by the girl’s mother to the family’s home of sin in Linn, according to federal documents.
Truly shouldn’t the mother be an accessory to this crime for providing transportation to a 24year old woman to have sex with her 15 year old baby girl from LINN, West Virginia home of girl on girl SIN deep in the heart of Crooked County!?
Investigators learned about Hads’ involvement with the girl after receiving an online tip which alleged two children from Gilmer County were in danger, but at the time they didn’t know it was from girly fingers doin the walkin, and some girly tongue doin the talkin.
The report says Hads threatened a 15-year-old acquaintance of the girl, who had reportedly questioned Hads identity, after witnessing no bulge in the britches of someone that said they love bitches!!
The woman sent a cell phone to send naked pictures, court documents allege, but of course, what wasn’t mentioned was that the 15 year old who we can all see had her fun, complied with the request, and replying, “Here ya go! Be my guest!”
The complaint says the two arranged to meet at a Coraopolis, Pennsylvania motel in December 2011 and it was all down and dirty girl on girl love and just like hillbilly heaven!
The girl’s mother and two other 15-year-old children went with the girl and paid for Hads to stay in a separate room, according to documents, for it was said that 24 year old woman turned out to be a mad man in bed!
Following Hads’s May 24 arrest, agents searched her front pants pocket and located a “fake, flesh-colored penis” that she apparently used during one of two prior sexual encounters with the teenage victim. Pictured in the (top of the page) mug shot, the 5’ 2”, 100-pound Hads was busted after flying to meet the girl from LINN, WV known as A.L. for a third liaison and sexually satisfying scene!
“The girl that was the recipient of the FAKE PENIS, who lives in GILMER COUNTY, West Virginia is identified only as “A.L.” in the affidavit being used in court appearances!”
Hads, the 24 yr old woman posing as a boy using the “Wilson” persona, and the Gilmer County girl became “involved in an internet romance” that included Hads sending the teen two cell phones “for A.L.’s use to contact ‘him.’” Along with paying the girl’s monthly cell phone bills, Hads also sent her a Kindle Fire tablet, according to the affidavit.
The teenager told investigators that she used the phones to take naked photos of herself, and that she “forwarded these pictures, some of which focused on her vagina, to ‘Wilson.’” Hads and the girl would also write in “notebooks/journals and mail them back and forth to each other so each could respond to the other’s writings.”
Altogether this SEXY 15 year old girl got way over her head, in some out there sexual experiences which is pretty sophisticated for a young teenager from rural LINN just outside of Glenville, the county seat of Gilmer County.
“Wilson” told “A.L.” that he lived in Massachusetts with his aunt, and told the girl that he also had an aunt “named Carissa Hads,” an investigator reported.
In December 2011, just six months ago, after communicating for 14 months, “Wilson” asked to meet “A.L.” in person. A subsequent rendezvous was arranged by the girl’s mother, who accompanied her daughter (and two other teenage girls) to meet “Wilson” at a Pennsylvania motel about 100 miles from the family’s West Virginia residence.
“Wilson,” who claimed to have flown from Massachusetts to the nearby Pittsburgh airport, stayed at the same motel “in a separate room paid for by A.L.’s mother,” according to the affidavit sworn by West Virginia State Trooper Robert Talkington.
During the group’s stay at the motel, “‘Wilson’ digitally penetrated A.L.’s vagina,” Talkington charged.
Two months later, “Wilson” flew to West Virginia, and was picked up by the girl’s mother, who transported “Wilson” to her home. During that five-day stay in late-February, Wilson” and “A.L.” the 15 year old girl from GILMER COUNTY, WV …“Engaged in sexual intercourse,” according to the affidavit.
In a May 8 interview with law enforcement agents, the girl further described the sexual encounter in her home with “Wilson.” The teenager said that “Wilson,” who did not undress, “pulled his ‘penis’ through his unzipped pants, and held on to the base of the ‘penis’ during the sexual encounter.” The girl, who said the act was videotaped, “described the ‘penis’ as flesh-colored.”
The teenager said that “Wilson”–whom she never saw naked (or partially naked)–wore a back brace that “covered ‘his’ chest,” Talkington noted.
Hads, unaware that the girl had begun cooperating with law enforcement, was arrested last month after traveling to Pittsburgh for what she apparently thought would be a third sexual encounter with the teenage victim. Hads is pictured (left) in a photo from the actual “Carissa Hads” Facebook page she maintained.
The criminal probe of Hads was triggered by a tip sent to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. The complainant alleged that “Wilson” had threatened the life of a 15-year-old girl (who is apparently an acquaintance of “A.L.”). “Wilson” reportedly threatened the teen after she told “A.L.” that she did not believe “Wilson” was “who ‘he’ said ‘he’ was,” according to the court affidavit.